I know that it is a sex blog cliche to post pics with Santa hats on Christmas, but indulge me, this is my first Christmas as a blogger.
I wish you all well and many presents.
I wish you all the joy of loved ones
or the joy of quiet solitude.
I wish you all a Happy Christmas.
And to those of you who don't celebrate, have a fun day off from work,
and enjoy your Chinese food.
Look, I even unwrapped a gift for you: